You park like an ASSHOLE.
Sometimes the message needs a higher authority.
This tee delivers peak sarcasm with a calm, judgmental stare from above. Clean layout, classic imagery, and a brutally honest line that says what everyone in the parking lot is already thinking—but no one dares to say.
It’s bold.
It’s ridiculous.
And yes, it’s extremely effective.
Perfect for road rage survivors, daily commuters, and anyone who believes bad parking deserves public commentary.
Breathable natural fabric with soft hand feel
Pre-shrunk to minimize size changes
Direct-to-garment (DTG) digital printing
Vibrant, photo-quality designs
Eco-friendly water-based inks
| Composition | 100% premium cotton |
| Weight | Mid-weight 180g/m² for all-day comfort and breathability |
| Origin | Imported |
| Care | Hand wash or gentle machine wash |
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