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TheRetroTee You Park like an Asshole 1980s Raglan Baseball T-Shirt
$29.99 USD
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Even Jesus is disappointed in your parking.
And that really says something.

This tee uses a familiar calm image paired with dry humor everyone instantly understands. No shouting. No rage. Just quiet, almost heavenly disappointment directed at that one car taking up two spots.

It is sarcastic, playful, and way funnier than honking in the parking lot.

Perfect for commuters, passengers, and anyone who has ever paused, stared, and sighed.

Details

  • Breathable natural fabric with soft hand feel
  • Pre-shrunk to minimize size changes
  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) digital printing
  • Vibrant, photo-quality designs
  • Eco-friendly water-based inks
Composition 100% premium cotton (180-190gsm)
 Fit Slim fit - moves with you (elastic fabric)
Origin Imported
Available Sizes S-5XL

 

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