Holy Shit, We Glued Our Hands Together.
A moment of pure childhood chaos, captured like a wholesome vintage storybook… until you read the title.
This tee blends innocent retro imagery with perfectly timed dark humor — the kind that makes people do a double take, then laugh out loud. Soft colors, old-school illustration vibes, and a line that says exactly what your face is thinking.
Wear it when life goes wrong.
Or when you just like making people uncomfortable—in a fun way.
Breathable natural fabric with soft hand feel
Pre-shrunk to minimize size changes
Direct-to-garment (DTG) digital printing
Vibrant, photo-quality designs
Eco-friendly water-based inks
| Composition | 100% premium cotton |
| Weight | Medium-heavy 230gsm for optimal comfort |
| Origin | Imported |
| Care | Machine wash |
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